Dear Jungle,

couldn't sleep and my owner not sleeping yet.. so i type u email.
i have fren staying at my house and i pull his ears like how i used to pull urs. haha. i even pull his legs too. i manage to eat some of his fur. oh.. his name bobby..
i heard u injure ur paw. u take care k. i see u soon. i miss u. i be u body guard.

ur gay furfren,
Mocha