had dinner with baby at boat quay on sat.. picked up 2 drunk americans (no cab wants to take them to clark quay) while getting into my car..

One's called George Bolton, the other i cannot remember the name.. shall call him Bob

Bob: How much do you charge to take us to Clarke Quay?
Me: Er.. I'm not a taxi driver
Bob: Ya.. I'll pay you to take us there. How much?
Me look at baby...
Me: ok.. get in.. i'll take u there.

Bob: Thank you. I'm Bob and this is my fren George Bolton. George, say thank you to these 2 lovely ladies.
Bob: What do you think of Westerners like us?
George: They must think that we are assholes with big cocks.
Bob: I've got the smallest dick in Asia
George: Yeah.. I've got the 2nd smallest cock in Asia!! My balls are bigger than my cock.
Bob: You know.. i watched porn and those guys balls are so big. They are like the size of your car!

Bob: Hey i like that song. Can you please turn the volume up? We can sing together if you 2 like this song too.
George: OOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (singing to the song)
Bob: Pardon my fren.. but u know he is Michael Bolton's brother and he really got a good voice.
George: OOOHHHHH!!! (softer this time)
George: and my father owns Bolton Wanderers. I'm fucking rich.. You know I live in a 4 storey apartment. You know.. u 2 are really sexy...

Bob: Hey that cunt owes me money.. (Pointing to the Tunscani beside my car)
Bob: Ya.. i lend him money to buy that car... (Opens my window and keeping shouting.. Hey Cunt!!!)

Reaching Clarke Quay...
Bob: Thank you for the ride. And if you ladies are interested in joining us for the night, you know how to look for us. (Points to his cupid tattoo)George.. say thank you to the ladies.
George: I wanna snog them. (Slaps the car door on Bob)
George taps on my window... He makes the kissing lips.. I waved no to him
THEN.. HE STARTED FRENCHING MY WINDOW PANE WITH TONGUE AND ALL!! YUCKS!! MY WINDOW IS SO DAMN DIRTY!!!!!!!!

hahahhaha.. for that 10 mins, we are just laughing non-stop without answering their questions at all...

right... shall head to bed... Its Monday again!!

SHAN WEE!!!!!!! WHERE'S MY TAGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Weekend was a blast!
Diva La Futbol on sat.. it was fun kicking around!
Had popeye chicken after! Was damn shagged for the rest of the day..
Helped out at Duayi's store on Sun morning..
enjoyed it too.. collecting money and serving the customers, speaking to them in Cantonese.. hahaha!! After that, head to IT fair... bumped into maid, anders, jiahui, rina and wing.

And I caught 3 movies consecutively!
Sun - Incredible Hulk
Mon - Kung Fu Panda! I love Po!!
Tues - Sex and the City

And the best of all......................... I WON A $150 TAGGER BAG FROM 987FM!!
I WAS ON AIR!!! YEAH!!! The more excitement last for more than half an hour after i put down the phone with Shan Wei ( i dunno how to spell his name)!!

Couldn't hear myself on air cos i was rushing to the movie.. i bet i sound funny...
Baby heard it.. she says i sound like when i'm on the phone...
Oh well... Now I got so many bags.. my little POA bag, my birthday crumpler bag and now the tagger bag.....

Tagged by: Pancake Kong

1. How long will you wait for someone you love?
- i dun wait. someone else comes along, i'll jump boat.

2. What do you want to do now?
- take off my top! its hot hot hot!!

3. What will you be doing at 6pm?
- hmmm... getting ready to get out of my house to go for soccer?

4. Do you hate your friends sometimes?
- Guess so, when i'm not thinking straight..

5. Where do you wish to die?
- in my bed la.

6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
- It doesn't bother me.

7. What impossible things you wish to do?
- I can go without sleep and generate money so i can do everything i wan to without wasting a single sec.

8. Your darkest secret?
- won't be called a secret if i said it out.

9. Are you happy with your life now?
- Guess so but I'm human, I'll never be satisfied.

10. What if your crush ask you out?
- Lets go then!

11. Describe your other half.
- Abusive, always hungry, horny (LOLX! I"M SO GONNA GET KILLED!!), sweet, thoughtful
all right.. to sum it: the best i can ask for.. =)

12. What feelings do you hate the most?
- I hate feeling not valued.

13. What will you do if you fall in love with your best guy/girl friend?
- Confess.

14. What are you looking forward to in the coming week?
- DIVA.

15. The most important thing in your life?
- Be successful.

16. Who do you hope to always be there for you?
- No one. Rely on myself is always the best. can't always expect everyone to be there all the time

17. Do you find life meaningless?
- sometimes.

18. Who do you love the most?
- Myself.

19. The craziest thing you ever did?
- Don't think I did any?? I'm timid.

20. What is your greatest wish?
- To be able to travel around the world.

21. Do you love ice cream?
- Ya, but it's seasonal.

People to do this:
Anyone who wants to do. Pointless to list names cos they wun do if they dun wan. haha

all right.. my secret's out..
my parents know i have got a tattoo! (they dunno i got 2 actually)
wahhahaha.. what a relief!!
and surprisingly they do not have any reaction to it at all!
thought my dad will be pissed.. but hmm.. he din say anything!

Mum (in Mandarin): you got tattoo at your hip?
Me: ya
Mum: just recently?
Me: No

Then I run off to bath.

While I'm bathing...
Mum: you know who saw?
Me: you lor
Mum: No. Papa saw it when he taking keys from ur room when u are sleeping. He ask me ask u.
Me: oh..
Mum: u do for only a few months again?
Me: no.. very long already
Mum: only have 1 right?
Me: ya (sorry i got to lie)
Mum: dun put anymore ar
Me: ok.. (Lolx.. i wan 1 more)
Me: i never tell cos i scare u will scold
Mum: Scold for what.. u so old liao...

OK I KNOW I'M OLD!!

Thx baby for sheltering me with the umbrella.. =)

been awhile since i last updated.. cos firstly i've been too busy.. and lastly i'm too tired.. i think age is having an impact already =(

Waruku with the gang on Tuesday was good.. though the portion of the pasta is getting incredibily small!! Thanks Lynn for the self-baked cake!! I like it though its alittle flour -y.. hahha.. had fun playing Uno too!!

Friday with Sheena and the rest was nice too... had chicken rice and gelare at Far East.. haha! and spontaneously.. we headed to double O for drinks!! hhmmm.. its been more than a year since i stepped into a club!! and Baby managed to sneaked in too with the help of Van's IC!! Had rounds of five ten and i lost quite abit... bleah!!

Saturday headed out together with Brenda to Mustafa to change her US currency, then went Vivo for shopping!! i bought a GAP t-shirt with 37% discount!! Yeah!! then Jac came and I had terrible stomachache (hahaha.. it seems like she makes me wanna lao sai!) then we headed to T2 for Sakae Sushi Buffet!! Karin joined us as well and i ate till my stomach wanna burst!! went to T3 to look for Ah Ni for coffee then head home..

Woke up today to go for blood donation and i FAIL my iron level again!! TMD!!!! and for the rest of the day... i sleep and lie in bed recuperating... I'm old....

my birthday celebration started early this year!!
1st was at Grace's place.
2nd was at work where HX popped out with a banana muffin with a candle!! and along with it my 1st birthday present!! Thank you!!
3rd was at the ger's place!! totally a surprise!! met her for dinner and she cheated me that she helping her aunt to get cake for her grandfather!! totally thought nothing of it since Ah Kong likes to eat dessert!! then at 12... Eya ask me out to the kitchen.. din expect anything too cos she called me a few times before to the kitchen to take dumplings, eat kiwi... the moment i stepped out.. the lights in the kitchen are dimed!! and followed by the birthday song! i was speechless and touched!! ok.. i admitted i wanna tear while eating the cake... Thank you baby pancake!!

And of course not forgetting those who sms and call me to send their wishes!!

More to come for tmr and friday!! I can't wait!!

back from click 5 concert!! different from KT but still fun!!
I just cannot stand the high-pitch screaming fans (almost burst my ear drums!!) and they jump and jump and jump; hair slapping my face, tickling my nose and hands elbowing my back, my hip!!
it was humid and sweaty and stuffy and baby was feeling something-phobia (i dunno how to spell la) so we moved out from the front to go to the back.. Gosh it was so much better; so cooling and it was then that we started to have fun!! hahah!!
So lesson learnt: either go really early to queue and start in the front row.. if not dun bother and just hang around the back!

Oh ya.. had a funny encounter too:

on the expressway travelling at 100km/h....


"stop showing your skin!!!"


5 mins later....


"stop showing your skin!!! u wan to show go hot spring la!!!!


3 mins later.....

"wei.. stop showing your skin!!!!!! enough le hor!!!!"


Lolx!!!