had dinner with baby at boat quay on sat.. picked up 2 drunk americans (no cab wants to take them to clark quay) while getting into my car..

One's called George Bolton, the other i cannot remember the name.. shall call him Bob

Bob: How much do you charge to take us to Clarke Quay?
Me: Er.. I'm not a taxi driver
Bob: Ya.. I'll pay you to take us there. How much?
Me look at baby...
Me: ok.. get in.. i'll take u there.

Bob: Thank you. I'm Bob and this is my fren George Bolton. George, say thank you to these 2 lovely ladies.
Bob: What do you think of Westerners like us?
George: They must think that we are assholes with big cocks.
Bob: I've got the smallest dick in Asia
George: Yeah.. I've got the 2nd smallest cock in Asia!! My balls are bigger than my cock.
Bob: You know.. i watched porn and those guys balls are so big. They are like the size of your car!

Bob: Hey i like that song. Can you please turn the volume up? We can sing together if you 2 like this song too.
George: OOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (singing to the song)
Bob: Pardon my fren.. but u know he is Michael Bolton's brother and he really got a good voice.
George: OOOHHHHH!!! (softer this time)
George: and my father owns Bolton Wanderers. I'm fucking rich.. You know I live in a 4 storey apartment. You know.. u 2 are really sexy...

Bob: Hey that cunt owes me money.. (Pointing to the Tunscani beside my car)
Bob: Ya.. i lend him money to buy that car... (Opens my window and keeping shouting.. Hey Cunt!!!)

Reaching Clarke Quay...
Bob: Thank you for the ride. And if you ladies are interested in joining us for the night, you know how to look for us. (Points to his cupid tattoo)George.. say thank you to the ladies.
George: I wanna snog them. (Slaps the car door on Bob)
George taps on my window... He makes the kissing lips.. I waved no to him
THEN.. HE STARTED FRENCHING MY WINDOW PANE WITH TONGUE AND ALL!! YUCKS!! MY WINDOW IS SO DAMN DIRTY!!!!!!!!

hahahhaha.. for that 10 mins, we are just laughing non-stop without answering their questions at all...

right... shall head to bed... Its Monday again!!

SHAN WEE!!!!!!! WHERE'S MY TAGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!